BOCA RATON, FL (Special to TSD After Dark) Spam. We get a ton of it here at the TSD offices – No, not the canned food product, but SPAM of the unwanted internet junk mail variety. Lately my inbox has been inundated by ads telling me how I need to spice up my love life with either Viagra or Cialis or a host of other male enhancement products. What gets me are the headlines, and more specifically all the lovely pet names for penis – or slang for wanker, if you prefer. Slang for Wanker. I kind of fancy that phrase. Sounds like an indie band.
Anyway, these are some of the actual terms that have come across the transom that refer to said penis:
New York Strip.
Some admittedly are sharper than others. But it begs the question, is there any other part of the human anatomy (male or female) that has inspired more pet names?
Imagine it being your job to actually come up with these terms. Imagine sitting in the office and actually hearing your boss say “Smithers (because that’s the only name they use for the put upon guy with the prick for a boss), I want you to rush out all that discount Viagra spam immediately, and while you’re at it, come up with about two dozen names for dick.”
I’d rather play in an indie band called Slang for Wanker.