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Apple Actually Does Fall Far from Tree; Farmer Mystified

Friday, May 8th, 2009

 

apples

MEDFORD, OR (Special to TSD After Dark)  A farmer made a strange discovery yesterday afternoon when he located a solitary apple nearly five-hundred feet from his nearest apple tree.

Franklin Dunbar was astounded the apple, a Macintosh, was able to venture so far from the tree.

“There’s an old saying,” Dunbar said. “You may have heard of it; ‘The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.’ I always believed that, and in my experience it’s true. But this darn thing somehow got five hundred feet away.  That’s quite a distance.  That’s quite an apple.” 

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Who’s That Girl?

Friday, May 8th, 2009

 

Valerie Quennessen.

Valerie Quennessen.

 

 

BOCA RATON, FL (Special to TSD After Dark) So, I’m leaving for Greece in a couple of weeks, and needless to say I am, as my son says, “pretty jacked up.” 

I’m going through the typical pre-trip preparations and mindset of living as a Greek citizen as opposed to an average tourist – the ugly American if you will. I prefer to travel that way; At least in Greece, where I know my way around. 

So, during the preparations, I came across my old VHS copy of Summer Lovers, the 1982 film about a holiday manage a trois on the Greek island of Santorini. If you haven’t seen it, you’re not missing much. It’s really not much of a movie, save the scenery, which is spectacular.  The acting is passable.  You’ll even see a very young Daryl Hannah.

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Octomom-Jolie Clash Set to Launch New League

Friday, May 8th, 2009

 

 

Holy Moly Jolie. Angelina says his Momomania could become a Mother's Day classic.

Holy Moly Jolie. Angelina says Momomania could become a Mother's Day classic.

 

 

NEW YORK,  (Special to TSD After Dark) Officials today announced the formation of the Competitive Birthing Association (aka CBA), which will pit the top competitors from the world of birthing and mothering against each other tin an attempt to determine undisputed superiority.

CBA officials also announced that their signature event each year, “Momomania” would be held on the 2nd Sunday of May each year beginning with Momomania I on May 10, 2009.

Momomania I will feature a mixed mothering match between Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Angelina “Womb Raider” Jolie-Thornton-Pitt to take place in Madison Square Garden in a steel-caged nursery.

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