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52 Year Old Man Plunges to Death After Failing to Get Justin Bieber Song Out of His Head

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Bieber Leaper. Edward Horton Stang moments before ending it all.

Bieber Leaper. Edward Horton Stang moments before ending it all.

SILVER SPRING, MD (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Edward Horton Stang, a successful insurance salesman from the Washington DC metro died Thursday afternoon after throwing himself off the top floor of the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Silver Spring, Maryland. Stang, a part time musician, enjoyed playing bass in the jazz-funk group, FunkThrusters.

Stang, who was unmarried, began experiencing psychotic episodes after a visit from his 15 year old niece, Ashley last week. The high school freshman was listening to Justin Bieber’s hit single, One Less Lonely Girl, when Stang asked her if he could “hear what all the fuss is about.” The decision proved fatal for Stang as the hook of the song kept playing over and over in his head.

Stang left a note which was obtained by TSD After Dark. The contents are as follows: (more…)

The Time Traveler’s Journal: Remember the Good Old Days When Music Didn’t Have a Melody?

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

by Agent 817 – Pangea Federation

Location. Location. Location. Buy up some space in Andromeda while the prices are still affordable.

Location. Location. Location. Buy up some space in Andromeda while the prices are still affordable.

ANDROMEDA QUADRANT 1787X (Special to TSD) Being from your future – specifically 2052 – It was nice to go back to 2011 for an event called the Super Bowl which featured low brow, highly produced music and a football game played by two long gone professional football teams named the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers; part of a sports league called the NFL. Records indicate that human beings actually played in these games as opposed to the cyborgs who play in games today.

Anyway, back to the music. (more…)