LOS ANGELES (Special to TSD AfterDark) In a dizzying counter punch to the Charlie Sheen tiger blood-fueled media circus, Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer stunned Hollywood paparazzi last night by staying home with his family to indulge in apple pie and watch the repeated viewings of the Walt Disney classic, Old Yeller.
“It appeared as though they were all drinking milk,” said veteran picture snapper, Jean Luc Peruc. “I think some of it was whole milk. I thought I saw Jon himself actually have a second piece of pie. That kind of indulgence is taboo in a town obsessed with perfect waist lines.”
Cryer admitted they watched Old Yeller more than once.
“It’s a tear jerker,” the 45 year old actor said. “We’re all a little nuts when it comes to abusing our tear ducts – its how we roll. But we’ve got hamster blood.”
Before returning inside to partake in more All-America festivities, Cryer signed autographs, passed out lollipops, and rescued a cat from his neighbor’s tree.