LANCASTER, PA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Jeremiah Zook, the 23 year old power forward for the Minnesota Timberwolves doesn’t see much playing time. Still, players and fans around the league know who he is.
Sadly, for Zook, there isn’t one person in his hometown who knows his whereabouts.
“We assume Jeremiah is out in the world among the English.” wrote Amish town elder, Jonas Platt of Lancaster in a letter to the Philadelphia Inquirer in September. “I’m sure he’s knee deep in all the technology and pretty lasses with revealing clothing and progressive ways – those lip licking harlots with the plaid skirts and knee socks and ambitions. Personally, wherever he may be, I wish he’d come home soon, as I’d like to turn over the fields for next growing season. Boy can work a hoe like no other.” (more…)