Welcome to the new look TSD. Stay awhile, make yourself comfortable.
Speaking of comfort, did you check out that Levi Johnston dude at last night’s GOP convention? Chewing gum and smirking like a hockey goon who just got away with spearing a guy in the kidneys? I mean, he’s either the luckiest 18 year old bastard on the face of the earth or he was on the receiving end of one of the worst railroad jobs in the history of unwanted teen pregnancy. I’m leaning to the latter as his two dominant expressions were “what the fuck did I get myself into?” and “do they give shit away at these things, like at the MTV awards?”
Which reminds me…we’re looking forward to introducing a regular feature called “You’re really fucked when…” And you get to complete the sentence. Example: You’re really fucked when…you realize Stephon Marbury is your starting point guard. Or…You’re really fucked when you’ve impregnated the daughter of an iron-fisted right-to-lifer who was just named John McCain’s VP. Just one of our many new interactive features designed to spread cheer and build character. Looking forward to your participation.