Four Out of Five Caucasian NBA Players Admit to Penis Envy
Cockle Doodle Don't. Steve Nash prefers not disrobing in front of teammates.
NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Dirk Nowitzki claims he had never heard about the stereotype of African-American males’ penises being larger than caucasian men until he arrived in the United States. Even as he began to spend time in the locker rooms across the NBA, and the jokes and innuendo began to fly he wasn’t a believer.
“All the guys were pretty private about things,” said Nowitzki. “They’d come out of the showers wrapped in towels. I never saw anything. Not that I was looking. But then one day some D-Leaguer came up for a ten day contract and dropped his towel in front of me. His dick was so big, I thought he had brought his son into the locker room. The weird part is the other guys were calling him Shorty. Then I knew.”
Players like Steve Nash, Manu Ginoblili and Kirk Hinrich have admitted to a preference for showering at home just to avoid the inevitable chuckles.
“Spend a day or two around Amar’e Stoudemire and you’ll soon realize what you’ve got between your legs is a cashew that dribbles urine – and that’s about it,” said a despondent Nash. “What we’ve got is dirty little secret that most white guys in the league won’t even talk about or admit to. But this is painful and shattering for us. It is penis envy. Thank God I’ve got a decent twenty foot jumper. At least something attached to me has some length.”
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