Total Dick With Cell Phone Who Waves to Girlfriend From Ball Game Finally Gets Overdue Beat Down
NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Arnold Harris, who claims to have six years ago, started the trend of waving on camera to family and friends while on his cell phone has finally gotten what’s been coming to him – a vicious and full beat down from three drunken Mets fans. The Mets lost two games to the Colorado Rockies.
Harris, a lifelong Rockies fan, has been following his team around the country since Opening Day. Thursday he was at Citi Field in New York and began his usual routine of sitting behind home plate, enjoying nachos, and waving to his girlfriend Darlene Yakabovich while the two were having a rather animated cell phone conversation.
“That little pansy ass wouldn’t stop with the waving and getting his head in the frame just behind the guy charting pitches,” said Angelo Rizzi. “Every other pitch he’s smiling and licking the cheese off his nachos and acting like a complete douche bag. That’s not why me and my buddies come out to see the Metropolitans. So we decided to put him in his place.”
Rizzi, 49, along with Patrick Sweeney, 47, and Carlo Columbo, 41, all of Queens then stepped over two rows of seats and beat Harris mercilessly with promotional retro figurines of Mets legend, Cleon Jones. Three members of Mets security also beat Harris. A group of nuns vacationing from Portugal beat Mets security and Harris. Four members of the Mets bullpen beat the nuns, Mets security, and Harris. Cleon Jones, who was also in attendance for his special night, escaped injury but said he seriously considered beating Harris.