With Eagles Still On Life Support, Andy Reid Let’s Players Use His Respirator

Tough Celek. Brent Celek getting some down time on the respirator.

NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Philadelphia Eagles played perhaps their best defense of the season, and backup quarterback Vince Young performed in the clutch as the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New York Giants 17-10 in a must win game Sunday night.

“We’re still on life support.” said Eagles coach Andy Reid afterward. “There’s still a glimmer of a trace of a grain of a hint of a glint of a chance to sneak or tiptoe or backdoor our way into a playoff position. So I brought my respirator in so the guys can hop on it then they feel we need that extra shot of real, honest to goodness life support.”

The rotund Reid will occasionally puff on his respirator after enjoying a cigar.

“I need to get myself one of these.” said Eagles tight end, Brent Celek. “It’s like a good luck charm.”

Young concurred.

“It’s enchanted or some shit.” Young chimed. “Plus Andy must have some weed stoked away in this bitch ‘cuz I’m high as a motherfucker right now.”

 

 

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