Anquan Boldin on Ray Rice’s Pet Cobra in Locker Room: “That’s Some Crazy Ass F#%kin’ Sh*t!”
BALTIMORE (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Baltimore Ravens wide receiver, Anquan Boldin loves and respects teammate Ray Rice, but isn’t crazy about the running back’s pet.
Rice enjoys bringing his pet King Cobra, Mr. Snuggles, into the Raven’s locker room and turning him loose.
“That’s some crazy ass fuckin’ shit right there y’all.” chimed Boldin. “He was sizing up my Johnson like he wanted to mate with it or some shit. Damn.”
But Rice begs to differ.
“He’s a real sweetie pie.” said Rice. “Wouldn’t hurt a fly. At least that’s what the guy I bought him from said.”
Rice’s teammates grew suspicious when beloved 72 year old locker room attendant, Clifford Stokes was found dead near the showers covered with numerous puncture wounds.
“Search me.” a dismissive Rice added. “Clifford just might have had a shaving mishap. I’ll miss him of course, but he did have a tendency to over starch my shirts. Now, can anyone help me find Mr. Snuggles?”