Alex Rodriguez Installs Applause Sign in Bedroom; Adds Studio Audience
NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez’ towering insecurities and overarching narcissism both on and off the field are legendary. Now, the third baseman has decided to install a flashing applause sign in his bedroom.
The move has apparently worked as girlfriend, Torrie Wilson has jumped to her feet on several occasions – clapping wildly and whistling while in the middle of wet and torrid sexual encounters.
“The studio audience has reacted favorably as well.” the 37 model and former professional wrestler said. “Even the fat guy by the chest of drawers and the divorcee who lurks behind Alex’s Silver Slugger Awards have responded with standing ovations.”
The bedroom audience was a last minute decision.
“Yeah, we brought those folks in over the weekend.” said A-Rod. “There’s nothing like feeding off the crowd. We’re both use to that kind of thing – Torrie with all the things she does and me being a future Hall of Famer and all. You can’t recreate that kind of energy with just two people in a room. The only drag is when I’m about to run a batch on her hair and we have to break for a commercial.”