Christ Set to Go to NY Jets in Package Deal With Tebow
NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Denver Broncos have dealt Tim Tebow to the New York Jets for a fourth round draft pick. Once Peyton Manning chose Denver, the Tebow watch was on. In a move that surprises few, popular deity Jesus Christ has been thrown into the deal as he apparently never strays far from Tebow.
“I’m still thinking over whether or not I want to sell my chalet in Aspen.” quipped Christ. “I also have some beer distributorships in Denver and Fort Collins which I’m gonna hang on to for a bit, but New York is cool.”
Christ, who says he’ll purchase a home in Passaic, New Jersey, plans on strolling the sidelines whenever Tebow takes the field. That could be a rare occurrence given the fact that the Jets just inked starting quarterback Mark Sanchez to a three year contract extension valued at $40.5 million.
Tebow isn’t concerned about Sanchez.
“I’m praying for a miracle that’ll put me under center.” Tebow said cryptically. “I think I’ve got the right guy on my side to make that happen, if you catch my not so subtle drift.”
In an unrelated story, the weather forecast for the New York area this weekend is for temperatures in the mid 50s with a ninety percent chance of locusts.