Calipari’s One Fan Throws Party After NCAA Championship
LEXINGTON, KY (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Clark Ziffle, 31, president of the John Calipari Fan Club, held a party in honor of the Kentucky men’s basketball program’s head coach, after the Wildcats defeated the Kansas Jayhawks 67-59 for the National Championship Monday night.
“It was wild.” said Ziffle, a paralegal at the Clausen, Starks, and Resnick Law Firm. “After the win, I plastered a homemade, life size drawing of Coach on the wall, opened a six pack of El Presidente, put on some Steely Dan and really whooped it up. I think I heard Mr. Fields downstairs in B-11 to tell me to turn it down.”
Ziffle is apparently the only member of fan club who celebrates the life and times of the controversial coach.
“Look, I know he’s a colossal dick.” added Ziffle. “But someone has to celebrate his life. Even his family won’t become members.”
When told of the party in his honor, Calipari said he wouldn’t sue Ziffle for unauthorized use of his likeness, and had once listened to Steely Dan.
Tags: John Calipari, Kansas, Kentucky, NCAA.
