Antonio Cromartie Outdone by Warren Cromartie; Oddly Has One Kid With Seven Different Women
MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) New York Jets cornerback, Antonio Cromartie made the headlines this week when news broke that he fathered ten children with eight different women in six states.
“The news was certainly stunning and puts Antonio in the unenviable position to be responsible to a whole lot of people over a wide expanse of land.” said Jets spokesperson Melvin Hobbs.
As unusual as Antonio Cromartie’s story may be, another Cromartie may have one upped him. Former Montreal Expos outfielder Warren Cromartie apparently fathered one child with seven different women in a twelve block area.
“It’s true.” said Dr. Spiros Papadopoulos, who was enjoying a cup of coffee at the maternity ward at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Miami. “It’s the first time I’ve seen a kid born in parts. One woman gave birth to an arm, another a leg, still another a torso, and so on. Now we’ve got a full kid and he’s surprising got his shit together.”
Warren Cromartie, known as “Cro,” has been a regular on South Florida radio for years, and was stunned when he learned the news.
“Search me Homies.” the author of over 1,100 major league hits quipped. “This thing gives a whole new meaning to postpartum depression.”