In Confusion of Celebration, Lebron Leaves Pissed Off Mom in Arena Parking Lot at 4AM
MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Gloria James was front and center and very much caught up in the hysteria Thursday night when the Miami Heat defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder for the NBA Championship. But the mother of series MVP, Lebron James wasn’t too happy when her superstar son left her alone in the American Airlines Arena player’s parking lot at 4:00 AM.
“Everyone was still out on the street at four in the morning beating their pots and pans and drinking champagne and beer and running around like assholes, and there I am with my hands on my hips waiting for L, and where is he? said the elder James. “I had to hitch a ride with Pat Riley’s wife.”
Lebron said he couldn’t stop laughing when he realized his mom was back at the arena.
“With all the noise and stuff, I couldn’t hear my phone ringing.” he chuckled. “She called like ten times. When I finally checked my voicemail, each message became increasingly hostile. There was something about cyanide, a welder’s arc, and a wrench. At one point she threatened to burn my baby pictures. Hopefully she cools down and I’ll make it up to her.”
As of this writing, Gloria James is unaccounted for, and a chainsaw is missing.