Chimpanzee Completes First Article for Sportsman’s Daily

Monkey Outfit. Mr. Ziggles busts out his writing chops by utilizing such comedic staples as sarcasm, irony, and a good old-fashioned "shit" joke.
(Ed. Note: The following article was submitted by Mr. Ziggles, a three year old chimpanzee who really knows sports and has a winning sense of humor. We feel it far surpasses several of our recent stories by our human staff. We hope you agree. By the way, he typed it himself.)
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