Prince Fielder Still Stuck in Voting Booth
DETROIT (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Just over a week after he and his Detroit Tigers teammates were swept out of the World Series by the San Francisco Giants, rotund slugging first baseman Prince Fielder is still stuck in a voting booth at the 128th precinct.
The plump Fielder entered the voting booth at 8:23 this morning and has yet to emerge.
“We’ve managed to lower some prune juice and a mild laxative down to him, but so far, no dice.” said polling place worker Lamar Gentile. I expect before election results are announced we will have freed the mighty Prince.”
Some axel grease has been sent for as well as a shoe horn and several banana peels.
No word on who Fielder voted for.