More Allegations of Spying Arise as Belichick Seen Lurking Out John Fox’s Bedroom Window

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Belichick At Your Cervix. Pats’ Head Coach claims he’s retrieving an errant golfball.

DENVER (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Nearly seven years after Spygate, when New England Patriots’ Head Coach, Bill Belichick was fined $500,000 for videotaping New York Jets defensive signals during a regular season game, an even stranger incident has occurred.

Belichick was seen peering in the bedroom window of Denver Broncos’ Head Coach, John Fox to watch he and his wife engage in what Belichick calls ‘playing in the red zone.’

“Far be it from me to knock what a guy does on his down time.” sympathized Fox. “And lord knows he’s given a lot to this game, but it’s getting to be a fella can’t mount his wife without someone taking a peek.”

Dr. L. Xavier Menzies, a sports psychologist who grew up across the street from the Patriots’ coach was contacted by the Sportsman’s Daily and issued the following statement: 

Were all aware of his history.  So, when I heard about this latest breach I wasn’t exactly stunned. You think three Superbowl rings come without controversy? To think these kinds of covert activities just flare up or are isolated incidents is ludicrous. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Fox is still trying to make sense of everything.

“The photo is pretty telling,” a perplexed Fox said. “Hell, I should know. I took it! I was on my back at the time on the business end of a spectacular hummer when Bill’s face popped up in the window. Thank Christ I had my iPhone with me. I asked him just what he thought he was doing, and he told me he was retrieving a golf ball. He’s long off the tee, but holy shit. This seems a bit off the beaten path.”

So far the NFL says it will not levy any additional fines on Belichick until all the facts are in. That may take some time, and NFL officials say that even should more evidence be unearthed, the league will most likely wait till the spring before it proceeds with any meaningful action. However, commissioner Roger Goodell said he won’t rule out anything. “Leads are being followed and people are being questioned,” said Goodell. “I’d like to take a look in that window myself.”

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