Amped Up Bieber Drives Onto Track at Daytona Speedway; Wins Invitational
DAYTONA BEACH, FL (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Nineteen year old pop superstar and teenage deity, Justin Bieber, fresh off his arrest for his high speed hi jinx in South Beach, hopped in his rented yellow Lamborghini and trekked northbound to the legendary Daytona Speedway.
Reports indicate the Autotuned® sensation rolled down his window, screamed “fuck yeah!!!” and crashed through a chain link fence. He quickly found himself in the midst of a low level race called the St. Pauli Girl 100 Invitational.
“We’re quite frankly surprised the little asshole was able to win this thing.” said fellow racer, Dale Crowley Jr. “However, given the fact that he only entered the race on lap 88, makes his victory somewhat inadvertent.”
Racing officials are reviewing video footage of Bieber’s win, and are expected to make an announcement as to the validity of the win.
Bieber left the track without speaking with anyone and was seen speeding away with his father in tow en route to the nearest Steak ‘n Shake®.