From the Archives: LeBron James Admits He Enjoys Speeding Through School Zones Just Because He’s LeBron James

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School Daze. LBJ just havin’ fun.

CLEVELAND (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Before traveling westward for Game 1 of the NBA Finals, Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James got in a little “me” time.  He enjoyed a thrilled-packed afternoon of illegal fireworks displays near a nursing home, and driving recklessly at high rates of speed through school zones.

“Just blowin’ off a little steam,” the All-Star forward chimed. “Some people like to listen to some jams, others toss back a cold one, or spark up a big ass fatty. LBJ likes to endanger the innocent with indiscriminant hi jinx just because I’m LBJ, dig?”

“Truthfully, I find it weak,” said former New York Jets quarterback, Joe Namath said of James’ exploits. “In my day before a big game, I’d flaunt my mink coat and Mercedes in front of the poor, before launching into a hellish evening of playing chicken with pedestrians.”

Years ago, Yogi Berra famously hijacked an army tank running over the wives of several Brooklyn Dodgers players.

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