Progressives Everywhere Rush to Stockpile Adjectives Before It’s Too Late


Chomsky at the Bit. Noam Chomsky has his concerns.

NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) In the wake of a stunning 2016 race to the White House that elected Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States, Progressives everywhere have gathered together stockpiling adjectives by the truckload.  Active verbs and the occasional gerund to hurl are also being culled en masse from undisclosed locations. 

The Progressives are hoping to reach the trailer park denizens with a six grade education with a full on verbal onslaught marshaling all their powers of rhetoric and persuasion.

Noam Chomsky, the social critic, political activist, and linguist, said, “I applaud the linguistic approach to domestic power politics, but weaponizing Stunk and White isn’t, in my view, a long term solution.”



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