A-Rod’s Massage Parlor Encounter Culminates with Mediocre Ending
Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Rub a Dub Flub. Madame Force’s rub down finishes apparently don’t live up to the deep tissue massages.
NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – New York Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, no stranger to making news for his off-field behavior, has done it again. This time its not as a result of his entanglement with aging pop stars, but for the stunning details of his repeat visits to Madame Force, a little known Queens-based massage therapist, now known as the Tri-State Area’s undisputed champion of “Mediocre Endings.”
Sources inside the Yankees clubhouse are not commenting, but several of his teammates, disgusted with his inability to hit in the clutch and his reputation for diminishing the club’s monstrous payroll, are coming forward to throw their highly visible peer under the proverbial bus, telling a tale of Sartre-like sadness, 70′s arena-rock-band excess, and Bergman-esque depression. (more…)






