Posts Tagged ‘AFC East’

Tom Brady Nukes Buffalo; Exonerated On All Charges

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015

Bombs Away! TB unleashes his aerial circus on Buffalo!

NEW ENGLAND UNDISCLOSED (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Fresh off of having his 4-game suspension nullified, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady celebrated by wiping an AFC rival off the map, literally. Brady obtained some plutonium and fashioned a two-megaton nuclear device in his media room with some teammates. He then flew the bomb to Buffalo and blew it up. (more…)