Posts Tagged ‘Andy Pettitte’

Pettitte Retires; Teammates Relieved; No More Inappropriate Locker Room Hi Jinx

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Andy Did It Again. Pettitte moments after felling one of his teammates with a steamroller.

NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Long time New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte, announced his retirement from baseball on Friday after establishing himself has one of the greatest post-season pitchers in history.

Pettitte’s announcement leaves the Yankees with a huge void in their already suspect pitching rotation. But most of his teammates breathed a sigh of relief they’ll no longer have to endure excruciating towel snaps, Ben-Gay enemas, and shit-stained underpants at the buffet table. (more…)