Yo, Patrick, what’s up with the shorts? Actually, the whole getup looks out of kilter…like he just strolled into the Friar’s Club and was handed a jacket by the maitre ‘d. Dontcha think he could have put in a call to his buddy, noted fashionplate and country gentleman Charles Oakley, for some sartorial pointers?
I hear later this year he’ll also be inducted into the Scores Hall of Fame, as you’ll recall the vivid tales of the special attentions he received during his frequent trips there. Wonder what the appropriate induction attire is for that — a shower cap and soap-on-a-rope for big men…?