Posts Tagged ‘Buffalo Bills’

Tom Brady Nukes Buffalo; Exonerated On All Charges

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015
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Bombs Away! TB unleashes his aerial circus on Buffalo!

NEW ENGLAND UNDISCLOSED (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Fresh off of having his 4-game suspension nullified, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady celebrated by wiping an AFC rival off the map, literally. Brady obtained some plutonium and fashioned a two-megaton nuclear device in his media room with some teammates. He then flew the bomb to Buffalo and blew it up. (more…)


Drunken Cousin Larry Tebow Shows His Stuff at Jets Game

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Piss Drunk. Larry Tebow in the third quarter.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) It was all Mark Sanchez as the New York Jets won their first game of the season in a 48-28 shellacking of the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Tim Tebow saw limited action, however it was another Tebow that’s been getting the headlines.

27 year old Larry Tebow, a stereo salesman from Peoria, Illinois came to support his cousin’s debut as a Jet, but when it became apparent he’d see only a few plays, the elder Tebow started tossing back the beers. (more…)


New from the Bills Playbook: No Huddle Fondle

Monday, May 18th, 2009

 

Mac Whack.  Corey M rubs one out.

Mac Whack. Corey M rubs one out.

 

 

Buffalo Bills FB Corey McIntyre was arrested on Thursday for fondling himself at a Port St. Lucie, Florida woman’s home. Though the incident occurred nearly two months ago, the police needed to gather evidence before making the arrest. 

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