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After Stunning Loss, Clay Matthews Gets Dick Caught in Meat Slicer At Post Game Dinner

Monday, January 16th, 2012

What a Dick! Matthews' post game hi jinx go askew.

GREEN BAY (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) If things weren’t bad enough for the Green Bay Packers, now this. First, their perfect season went awry with a loss to the Kansas City Chiefs, then offensive coordinator Joe Philbin’s son drowned, next came Sunday’s stunning 37-20 shellacking at the hands of the New York Giants in the NFC Divisional game. Finally, just twenty-three minutes after walking off the field, a despondent Clay Matthews was standing naked in front of the post game spread as table attendant Marc Kostyiak was thinly shaving slices of pork. That’s when Matthews caught his penis in the meat slicer.

An upset Kostyiak apologized to Matthews.  (more…)