Move May Expedite Dismissal from Eagles
PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) With their 5th loss in a row yesterday, and a poor second half showing against their longtime rival, Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles fans are calling for the immediate ouster of Head Coach, Andy Reid.
Yesterday, in a nearly unanimous, bipartisan stroke of whimsy, Reid was named the 51st state in the Union, which forces the Eagles to make a decision, as a state can “technically” not also be a coach.
“He meets the requirements for statehood.” said Independent Senator from Vermont, Bernie Sanders. “He’s large enough, can support an infrastructure, and produces enough carbon dioxide for at least three million acres of unspoiled woodlands. One of the downfalls of course is he’s landlocked, as he borders Nebraska.” (more…)