Posts Tagged ‘Dirk Nowitzki’

Cole Hamels Early Favorite for Biped of the Year; Kangaroo, Ostrich Also in Running

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

 

Roos or Ruse? Cole Hamels isn’t quite sure.

PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Known as one of the top left handers in the game, pitcher Cole Hamels is one of the few bright spots in an otherwise forgettable 2014 Philadelphia Phillies season. With a solid statistical season nearly behind him, Hamels is the odds on favorite to win Biped of the Year. The award has been handed out each year by the Bipedalism Enthusiasts of North America (BENA) since 2003. Past winners include Dirk Nowitzki, Phil Mickelson, and a chicken. (more…)


Dirk Nowitzki…You and the Mavs Just Won the NBA Championship…What Are You Going to Do Next?

Monday, June 13th, 2011

"I'm going to go to Bayreuth!!"

“When you wish upon a star,

Makes no difference who you are…

Anything your heart desires

Will come to you…”

 


Four Out of Five Caucasian NBA Players Admit to Penis Envy

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Cockle Doodle Don't.  Steve Nash prefers not disrobing in front of teammates.

Cockle Doodle Don't. Steve Nash prefers not disrobing in front of teammates.

NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Dirk Nowitzki claims he had never heard about the stereotype of African-American males’ penises being larger than caucasian men until he arrived in the United States.  Even as he began to spend time in the locker rooms across the NBA, and the jokes and innuendo began to fly he wasn’t a believer. (more…)