Posts Tagged ‘Florida Panthers’

Florida Panthers Season Ticket Holder Says He’ll Try the Sausage Next Time

Friday, October 9th, 2015

 

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Puck It, I’ll Have the Sausage. This fan is changing up his game time meal.

SUNRISE, FL (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Bryan Lepselter, 48, of nearby Plantation, Florida has had season tickets for Florida Panthers games for five years. He generally arrives 30-45 minutes before the puck drops, and either attends games with his wife, Lisa, or friend Larry Lerner. Among his favorite game time comestibles are chicken tenders and fries, popcorn, and hamburgers.  (more…)


Flyers Get Called for Icing; Cake Had Just a LIttle Too Much Frosting

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

That One's Gonna Frost Ya. Too much icing on the cake, cost Flyers.

SUNRISE, FL (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Philadelphia Flyers defeated the Florida Panthers last night 3-2 in a much needed victory after slipping into a bit of a tailspin over the past two weeks.

“This was a big one for us,” said Coach Peter Laviolette. “But that icing call? C’mon. It was clearly a gesture of good will. I was always taught when you come to someone else’s house, you don’t come empty handed. We wanted to slip our hosts a little something, so we brought a cake. Then they tell us our baking skills weren’t up to snuff? Fuck them!”

Apparently, the cake had too much icing, a violation in the NHL. (more…)


T&A on Ice: NHL to Bring Cheerleading on Par with NFL and NBA

Friday, June 12th, 2009

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in formation. Now just imagine them on ice with a splash of rum, a twist here, a pinch there, and gently spanked.

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in formation. Now just imagine them on ice with a splash of rum, a twist here, a pinch there, and gently spanked.

NEW YORK, NY (The Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — If you’re over the age of 21 and can do a triple cartwheel on ice skates followed by a triple lutz and stick your landing – all while keeping your pom poms aloft — address your resume to the Florida Panthers, attention Sparkles Botwinick. The modest uptick in Stanley Cup viewership has emboldened NFL Commissioner Gary Bettman to add new bells and whistles to the “product,” beginning with a push to upgrade cheerleading squads around the league. (more…)