Posts Tagged ‘John Madden’

43 Year Old Unemployed Man Won’t Come out of Tiny Apartment till Madden Returns

Friday, December 5th, 2014
Going Mad for Madden. Carl Oschal continues to aimlessly wander his apartment.

Going Mad for Madden. Carl Oschal continues to aimlessly wander his apartment.

COURTDALE, PA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Carl Oschal, a 43 year old former music store manager is currently unemployed.  Already angry and frustrated at the sorry state of the music business, Oschal poured his energies into following baseball and especially football.

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Frank Caliendo Agrees to Become John Madden to Appease John Madden Junkies

Monday, April 27th, 2009
Madden About You. Now "officially" playing the part of John Madden: Frank Caliendo.

Madden About You. Now "officially" playing the part of John Madden: Frank Caliendo.

LOS ANGELES, CA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) After intense negotiations, comedian/impressionist Frank Caliendo has agreed to become recently retired football broadcasting icon, John Madden for the unforeseeable future. NBC is thrilled he will return “in a manner of speaking” to the broadcast booth. But Caliendo still has some reservations.

“I’m hoping this isn’t going to last more than about a year,” the stocky funnyman said. “I hope John comes to his senses and returns, because I really don’t want to get typecast, and you run the risk of that happening when you actually become someone else – sort of like when Christian Slater became Jack Nicholson.”

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