AUGUSTA, GA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) South African Charl Schwartzel won the Masters yesterday in a battle with six other golfers in contention for the coveted green jacket and the right to be called Masters Champion.
Schwartzel fired a final round 66, ultimately winning the tournament by two strokes over Adam Scott and Jason Day.
Schwartzel decided to break with tradition and passed up taking home the green jacket, and instead tried on a hot blonde.
“She fits like a glove and color coordinates with most of my wardrobe better than that lime green nightmare,” the 26 year old linkster quipped. “Plus, I don’t have to pay those expensive dry cleaning costs – as she generally washes up right at home.” (more…)