MINNEAPOLIS (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The roof collapse on Sunday at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome took a back seat to the real reason the sports facility was forced to close. An unusually large piece of fecal matter – more commonly known as a huge turd – confounded stadium officials who repeatedly attempted to flush it down the toilet.
“It just wouldn’t budge,” said Herb Glassman, a leading stadium sanitary expert. “We even activated the power flush mode – and nothing. This was one stubborn piece of shit. Clearly it was deposited there by an overweight, blue collar worker who enjoys ribs, cheese nachos and beer. I suspect its been in there since the Packers game on November 21st.” (more…)