Posts Tagged ‘Miami’

Horrific Allergic Reaction to Shaving Cream Pie Celebration Temporarily Shelves Marlins’ Helms

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

Wes Is a Mess. Wes Helms' bad day was only temporary.

MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Florida Marlins infielder Wes Helms was at the center of this past Sunday afternoon’s walk off win against the Atlanta Braves. But the usual post game shaving cream pie celebration took a left turn into what can only be described as a cataclysmic horror show.

Helms is severely allergic to shaving cream. Unfortunately for him, teammates forgot about this and “pied” him anyway. The result was a face melting of epic proportion that not only caused Helms to be disfigured beyond recognition but left permanent psychological scars on any of the fans who remained behind. (more…)

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Ron Jeremy Named Celebrity Head Linesman at Super Bowl; Looking Forward to Making Fourth and Inches Call

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Deep Thoughts. An introspective Ron Jeremy contemplates what he’s left the world. “I’ve got more to give,” he told TSD last October.

Deep Thoughts. An introspective Ron Jeremy contemplates what he’s left the world. “I’ve got more to give,” he told TSD last October.

MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The NFL announced today that porn legend Ron Jeremy will serve as the official celebrity Head Linesman for Super Bowl XLIV in MIami. Though Jeremy will have no real authority in the game, the star will get to make several “calls” on the sideline to an auxiliary camera. (more…)

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Deep Fried Cheeseburger Stand to Open in Time for Super Bowl; Mobile Cardiac Care Unit Will Open in Next Tent

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I'll Have a Triple Bypass with Cheese Please. A relatively healthy Phil Taylor, 44, of nearby Davie, tried the prototype deep fried cheeseburger on Monday and wound up almost immediately in a cardiac care unit.

I'll Have a Triple Bypass with Cheese Please. A relatively healthy Phil Taylor, 44, of nearby Davie, tried the prototype deep fried cheeseburger on Monday and wound up almost immediately in a cardiac care unit.

MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The three gentleman who claim to have concocted what is perhaps the single most unhealthy food item on the planet, are getting their day in the sun.

The dreaded Deep Fried Cheeseburger with Bacon will make its Super Bowl debut on February 7, 2010 at Miami’s Dolphins Stadium at a lone stand called Ziggy’s. (more…)

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