MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Not only are the Miami Marlins’ post season hopes fading fast, buy they now must endure the unyielding, horrific glare of Willy, the abandoned dummy in seat 18, row, 3, section 13 at Marlins Park.
“Somehow that dummy just finds it’s way into that seat day after day.” said Marlins hurler Mike Dunn. “It stares at you. You feel it watching you. Then, suddenly it’s gone and reappears in different parts of the park – that evil grin and unblinking eyes fixated on you. Christ all mighty! Make it stop.” (more…)