Posts Tagged ‘Michael Vick’

Andy Reid Donates His Jacket to Phillies as New Infield Tarp After Eagles Loss

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Reid It and Weep. Eagles Loss is Phillies Gain.

PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Philadelphia Eagles drive with nearly one minute left on the clock, resulted in a 21-16 loss after quarterback Michael Vick threw an interception in the end zone sealing a Green Bay Packers victory.

The loss infuriated Eagle Head Coach Andy Reid so much he heaved his jacket halfway across the parking lot as he exited the stadium. Phillies employee Conrad Ritz noticed the massive garment and questioned Reid about it.

“He said to me ‘you guys keep the fuckin’ thing,’” said Ritz. “So I motioned for several fans to help me carry it into the underground parking garage at Citizen’s Bank Park. We were about due for a new tarp to cover the infield during rain delays. This will more than fit the bill.” (more…)


Michael Vick Begins Second Season as “New Man” Under Watchful Eye of Cujo

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

What Up Dawg? Cujo's out for blood. And Michael Vick is donating.

PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Philadelphia Eagles backup quarterback Michael Vick says he’s still working to rebuild his life and football career.

Two years after being released from prison for his role in a dog fighting ring,  Vick continues to insist he’s a new man. But the NFL isn’t taking any chances as he’ll be closely monitored by the rabid and possibly demonic St. Bernard, Cujo. (more…)


Michael Vick and Deputy Dawg Get Big Laughs from Eagles’ Embarrassing Loss

Monday, September 21st, 2009

 

What Up Dawg? Deputy Dawg making plans with Michael Vick. The two have become fast friends.

What Up Dawg? Deputy Dawg making plans with Michael Vick. The two have become fast friends.

 

 

PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) 48-22 – the final score in the City of Brotherly Love, as the Philadelphia Eagles were schooled by Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints. (more…)


Vick’s Post Game Dinner of ALPO Seen as Pandering to Most Dogs

Friday, August 28th, 2009

 

Not Happy. Pippi isn't too thrilled with Vick's staged meal.

Not Happy. Pippi isn't too thrilled with Vick's staged meal.

 

 

PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Michael Vick made his debut as a Philadelphia Eagle Thursday night in a 33-32 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars, connecting on four of four passes for nineteen yards, as surprisingly supportive Philadelphia football fans gave him a standing ovation. 

 

But afterward, Vick’s post game dinner grandstanding leaked out to some pit bulls who had gathered outside Lincoln Financial Field.   (more…)


Association for Blind and Visually Impaired Joins PETA in Protesting Vick’s Reinstatement

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Group outraged over accusations Vick bred and sold sight-impaired seeing eye dogs

Dog-eared seeing eye chart found among canine-related paraphernalia discovered on Michael Vick's property. "It was literally a case of the blind leading the blind," said Kathy Strouse, lead investigator. "It's fortunate that we caught this before more sight-impaired people were lead into rush hour traffic."

Dog-eared seeing eye chart found among canine-related paraphernalia discovered on Michael Vick's property. "It was literally a case of the blind leading the blind," said Kathy Strouse, lead investigator. "It's fortunate that we caught this before more sight-impaired people were lead into rush hour traffic."

PHILADELPHIA, PA (The Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – The Eagles’ decision to sign Michael Vick drew a quick response from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) the animal-rights group. It elicited an equally quick response from the lesser known Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired (EAR). While the former Falcons quarterback was jailed for his involvement in an illegal dog fighting operation, there were accusations he was also breeding and selling sight-impaired seeing eye dogs. (more…)


He’s Out! Michael Vick Begins Home Confinement Under Watchful Eye of Cujo

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

 

What Up Dawg? Cujo's out for blood. And Michael Vick is donating.

What Up Dawg? Cujo's out for blood. And Michael Vick is donating.

 

 

RICHMOND, VA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Troubled NFL Quarterback Michael Vick is trying to rebuild his life. He’s home after serving nineteen months in prison for his role in a dog-fighting ring that shocked his fans.  

Under home confinement, Vick will work as a laborer for ten dollars an hour.  But what is most shocking about this portion of his rehabilitation is that he’ll be closely monitored by the rabid and possibly demonic St. Bernard, Cujo. 

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Marcus Vick Admits to Operating Unlicensed Flea Circus

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

NFL Star’s Younger Brother Nabbed Fleas from Dead Pit Bulls

 

Vick-timized? Marcus in his brother's shadow.

SURRY COUNTY, VA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – Marcus Vick, the younger brother of troubled NFL star quarterback Michael Vick, has landed in a quite a bit of hot water himself. After watching his brother go through his own troubles, Marcus Vick had plenty of time to weigh his options. Apparently the option he chose was to bite off of brother Michael’s living at the Bad Newz Kennels.

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