ST. LOUIS (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Texas Rangers tied the World Series one game a piece after their hurler Colby Lewis twirled a gem against the St. Louis Cardinals, allowing just one run over 6.2 innings. However, Lewis claims his success is largely due to what he calls a “profound inner uneasiness” whenever he’s forced to consult with pitching coach, Mike Maddux, the spitting image of long deceased iconic musician, Frank Zappa.
“He is Zappa man, he is fucking Frank Zappa!” a shaken Lewis said after the game. “Mike Maddux is an illusion, a figment, a specter, a mere doppelganger. Zappa lives dude!” (more…)