MINNEAPOLIS (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) According to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, the eleventh hour heroics which have propelled his team to some improbable wins this season have been commandeered by Christian deity Jesus Christ.
“It’s really Jesus at the wheel, or in the case, under center.” a smiling Tebow said after the Broncos once again staged some late drama to defeat the Minnesota Vikings 35-32. “He’s kind of doing things remotely. Fortunately, we’re both signed up with Verizon®.”
Christ still hopes to attend a Broncos game this year. (more…)