Posts Tagged ‘NASCAR’

NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson to Have Truck Nuts Removed

Thursday, February 4th, 2016
Oh Nuts!  Looks like these puppies will get clipped next week.

Oh Nuts! Looks like these puppies will get clipped next week.

CHARLOTTE  (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) In a procedure Hendrick Racing pit crew member Kyle Jenkins claims is “tricky,” NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson will have the truck nuts removed from his Dodge Ram. (more…)

Georgia Man Still Living NASCAR Cliché; Loves Fried Foods, Schlitz, and the Banjo

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Hand-me-down: This 1958 can of chewing tobacco has made the trip from Talladega to Richmond to Watkins Glen to Charlotte providing plenty of permanent gum damage to three generations.

Cletus Tompkins Spits His Chew and Says ‘Yup’ Constantly

SAVANNAH, GA. (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – Cletus Tompkins calls himself Georgia’s proudest NASCAR fan. The forty-nine year old truck driver has been following NASCAR since his dad Earl took him to his first Daytona 500 in 1968.

“I learned it real good from Daddy,” the Liberty Truck Line veteran said. “The NASCAR lifestyle means you gotta have the right kinda chewin’ tobacco, the right kinda music, the huge confederate flag flappin’ in the breeze out the back of your Dodge pickup, a case of warm Schlitz, biscuits and gravy, and a deep hatred for anyone whose name ends in a vowel.” (more…)


Monday, April 27th, 2009


A Delicate Surgical Procedure.  Jimmie Johnson says, “Oh Nuts!”