NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Until last night, New York Yankees manager, Joe Girardi had repeatedly denied any knowledge of the vast and intricate crystal meth network that originates from his clubhouse and dugout, but as the evidence mounted against him, he came clean.
“OK, if you must know, the lab is over in New Jersey.” the Bronx Bombers’ skipper chimed. “Usually around the fourth inning, I start processing orders. Naturally, if any punk ass motherfucker gets in the way of business, I’m forced into doing a little mop up job. That is also handled on the Jersey side.”
Oddly enough, crystal meth is not on Major League Baseball’s banned substance list because Commissioner Bud Selig figured no one would use it anyway. (more…)