Posts Tagged ‘notre dame’

A TSD Classique: After Humiliating Loss, Quasimodo to Return to Notre Dame to Play Hunchback

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

Hunch Break. Quasimodo mugs for camera as the Fightin’ Irish break during a recent summer practice.

SOUTH BEND, IN (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — Apparently even a 42-14 pounding in a title game isn’t enough to keep this team down.  First there was Rudy, the inspiring story of an against-all-odds player making the Fightin’ Irish football team; now this. Quasimodo, the famed bell ringing Hunchback of Notre Dame will return to the school from where he was banned 182 years ago in an attempt to make the football team in 2013.

A towering figure in Victor Hugo’s literary masterwork The Hunchback of Notre Dame, from 1831, Quasimodo, a hideous malformed hunchback, was mostly associated with Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris as the church‘s chief bell ringer. But, unbeknownst to most people, he did appear in two scrimmages for Notre Dame University during the late 1800’s when the team was then known as “The Catholics” instead of the Fightin’ Irish, which became the official team name in 1927. (more…)


Warner Brothers Hires Manti Te’o As New Director of Fantasy

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

The Hoax on Who? Manti Te'o goes Hollywood.

BURBANK, CA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Hot on the heels of his marvelously plotted and critically acclaimed “girlfriend hoax,” Notre Dame football sensation, Manti Te’o may be leading a dual career; Football and Hollywood mogul.

Motion picture and media powerhouse, Warner Brothers have offered the former Heisman Trophy candidate a high six figure salary to head up their fantasy department.  (more…)


Quasimodo Returns to Notre Dame to Play at Hunchback

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

 

Famed French Literary Character Has One Year of Eligibility

 

"Quasy" or "Hunch" puts his stamp on the classic "Statue of Liberty Play."

"Quasy" or "Hunch" puts his stamp on the classic "Statue of Liberty Play."

 

 

SOUTH BEND, IN (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — First there was Rudy, the inspiring story of an against-all-odds player making the Fightin’ Irish football team; now this. Quasimodo, the famed bell ringing Hunchback of Notre Dame will return to the school from where he was banned 177 years ago in an attempt to make the football team in 2009.

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