DETROIT (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) New York Yankees manager, Joe Girardi claims his team has a gruesome and horrifying surprise planned for the Detroit Tigers and their fans during Monday night’s Game Three matchup of the American League Division Series. The time of the unspecified event is a mystery.
“I’m not coming.” said Tigers third baseman Brandon Inge. “I don’t like surprises, especially the horrific, gruesome kind with severed heads and exposed innards strewn all over the joint. I prefer delightful, funny, lighthearted moments with balloons and ice cream and old men playing the calliope with dancing monkeys and flowers and bountiful sunshine straight up my ass – all of which I’m well aware of long before it happens.” (more…)