Watch That Baby, Outta Here!!! Badal Agarwal taking extra BP after learning he’s the Phillies new first baseman.
PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Badal Agarwal, Laksh Jayaraman, and Haaroon Kapur are just some of the new stars Philadelphia Phillies fans are going to have to embrace when the ball club announced today it was scrapping the entire high priced payroll of older stars and starting anew.
The team told a stunned throng of media that the entire roster would be outsourced to New Delhi at a fraction of the cost.
“We’re literally saving millions and millions.” said new General Manager, Ekaaksha Ganesh, who replaced the wildly unpopular, Ruben Amaro Jr. “Granted, most of our fellows have only played cricket, but they’re good athletes and I expect them to make the transition in time for Opening Day.”
Though there’s reason for optimism, not everyone is thrilled with the team’s new direction. Others see it as bad for baseball and the wrong message to send U.S. workers. (more…)