PLYMOUTH, PA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Loading dock foreman, Walter Slavish, 48, arrived at work Monday morning at 5:30, placed his lunchbox in his locker and proceeded to go on a ten minute expletive filled tirade about the four remaining NFL teams in line for the Superbowl.
“Once my Steelers got knocked out, I decided to rally a bit behind the (Carolina) Panthers.” said the father of three. “Then, after that went down in flames yesterday, I decided it was in my best interest to not give a flying fuck who wins the motherfuckin’ thing. Why invest my hard earned emotional attachment to people who I don’t even know? In fact, come to think of it…I’m not even sure why I root for the Steelers. You think they give a shit? Are the Steelers gonna help me fix my broken water heater? Are the Steelers gonna pay for my kid’s braces? Are the Steelers gonna be in my corner when word comes out that I’ve got a girlfriend on the side – that when my wife Darlene finds out will be the end of life as I know it? Fuck no! They’re nothing but a buncha overpriced pant loads with endorsement deals who wouldn’t know a goddamned open end wrench from a fuckin’ can opener. All due respect.” (more…)