
NBA stars acquire testicular fortitude from an unlikely source: Ricky Martin -- the pop star who recently announced his own feelings vis a vis all things testicular.
MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) —
In an online posting, pop star Ricky Martin acknowledged what was blindingly obvious the moment “Living La Vida Loca” started pouring from car radios: he’s (gasp) gay. While it was a revelation on par with learning that bears relieve themselves in heavily wooded areas, it apparently resonated with at least three NBA stars harboring long-held “secrets.”
“This is not easy,” said Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest. “I’ve been keeping this from teammates, family and friends for years – but I need to get this off my chest: I am and have always been a black man.” Artest’s lower lip trembled as tears slid down his cheeks. “It wasn’t by choice. This is the way I was born. Not a damned thing I could do.”
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