Posts Tagged ‘Ron Jeremy’

Ron Jeremy Look-alike Stan Van Gundy Has Porn Star Address Team

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Twelve Inch J. Magic Coach Stan Van Gundy says the Lakers have no answers for his team's length, width and ability to nail the clutch three-point money shot.

BOSTON (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Unfairly or not, excitable Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy has been called panic-prone, particularly in tense, late-game situations.  Few, however, question Van Gundy’s preparation, as evidenced when he took the unusual extra step of bringing in famed porn star Ron Jeremy  to address the team before Thursday’s practice. Many have pointed to the striking resemblance between the two, and Van Gundy thought an informal Q&A with the popular adult film star would loosen the team up as they anxiously await Friday’s game six against the Boston Celtics. (more…)


Ron Jeremy Named Celebrity Head Linesman at Super Bowl; Looking Forward to Making Fourth and Inches Call

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Deep Thoughts. An introspective Ron Jeremy contemplates what he’s left the world. “I’ve got more to give,” he told TSD last October.

Deep Thoughts. An introspective Ron Jeremy contemplates what he’s left the world. “I’ve got more to give,” he told TSD last October.

MIAMI (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The NFL announced today that porn legend Ron Jeremy will serve as the official celebrity Head Linesman for Super Bowl XLIV in MIami. Though Jeremy will have no real authority in the game, the star will get to make several “calls” on the sideline to an auxiliary camera. (more…)