Posts Tagged ‘Rory McIlroy’

Sergio Garcia to Insult Dozens of International Golfers by Serving Them Cultural Cuisine

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

How’s Yer Foot Taste? Sergio Garcia plans to make amends.

LONDON (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) On the heels of his insensitive remark about serving fried chicken to Tiger Woods, fellow PGA pro, Sergio Garcia not only apologized to the world’s number one golfer, but wanted to show good faith.

“I’m really sorry if I offended Tiger.” Garcia said. “And to show I mean business, I plan on equally offending other golfers. I’m kicking things off by making Surströmming for Henrik Stenson, Boxty for Rory McIlroy and Bangers and Mash for Justin Rose.”

Stenson was not amused.  (more…)

Rory McIlroy Annihilates Field at U.S. Open; Wins Coveted Pink Panties

Monday, June 20th, 2011

In the Pink. McIlroy is teed up for huge string of successes.

BETHESDA, MD (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) 22 year old phenom, Rory McIlroy captured the United States Open Sunday after enjoying record setting rounds of golf throughout the tournament at Congressional.

“At no point did I really think I was in trouble,” said the young pro from Northern Ireland who had an eight shot victory. “I can’t wait to fondle those lovely undies.”

Much like the legendary Green Jacket worn by Masters champions, the lesser known, but equally prized Pink Panties are bestowed in a post tournament ceremony. (more…)