Spurs’ Duncan Admits to Being Intoxicated By the “Melodious Whiff” of Kevin Durant’s Cologne
Thursday, June 7th, 2012OKLAHOMA CITY (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Despite his 25 points and 14 rebounds, future hall of famer Tim Duncan and his San Antonio Spurs didn’t have enough in the tank to defeat the hugely talented Oklahoma City Thunder and superstar Kevin Durant as the Thunder won the Western Conference finals in game 6, 107-99. However, Duncan claims it wasn’t Durant’s skills that wore down the Spurs, but his cologne.
“Much like being downwind of a rack of St. Louis baby backs on a smoker on a warm and pleasant summer evening, the irresistible waft of Kevin’s cologne was all up in my nostrils the entire night.” said Duncan. “I’m not sure what my man is wearing, but damn, that is some sweet, sweet, smelling shit.” (more…)






