PHILADELPHIA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) According to Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Tim Tebow, his landing in the City of Brotherly Love has been commandeered by Christian deity Jesus Christ.
“It’s really Jesus at the wheel, or in the case, under center.” a smiling Tebow said. “He’s kind of doing things remotely. Fortunately, we’re both signed up with Verizon®.”
Christ hopes to attend a Eagles game this year. (more…)